The bris went perfectly, no metzitzah be-feh was done (the mohel did it so quickly that I had to ask him, and he showed me the tube he used), and the baby was named Betzalel Aharon after two of my wife's great-uncles. While most of the people and rabbis in the neighborhood were in the country, I was fortunate to have an exemplary human being and teacher of Torah visiting and I convinced him to serve as sandak (name intentionally omitted because I just don't have the time to monitor the comments and I'm sure someone out there will write something nasty).