Doh! Reproduced from elsewhere:
I don't know why I didn't think of this in the first place.
Google Is Your Friend
All Smart People Use Google
You Appear Not To Be One Of Them
Someone thinks you are an idiot because you were too stupid to check Google
before asking a question. They gave you a link to this site as a joke. The fact that
you followed it pretty much proves the point.
Hope that helps.
Have a nice day.